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Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 19
You're great at cutting to the chase, so head games doesn't usually work for you -- unless they're the kind that people who are attracted to each other like to play. Since you can easily spot frauds and those who hold info back from you, you've got an edge in those kinds of games. If your instincts tell you that's what's going on today, make your excuses and leave. Nobody says you have to stay for dessert!
Taurus Apr. 20 - May 20
You're not usually known for having much of a temper. It takes quite a lot to get you riled up, for one thing, and by the time you actually get around to expressing anger, you've realized that it's likely not worth the energy. You've got tremendous self-control, most of the time. Every once in a while, though, the dam bursts and someone ends up gored by a raging bull. That could easily happen today. Someone -- not you -- had better hire a bodyguard!
Gemini May 21 - Jun. 21
Secrets aren't really your thing -- you much prefer chatting about anything that crosses your mind just as soon as it passes through. Right now, one big secret is becoming almost impossible to keep quiet about, though. It's just too thrilling to keep to yourself! If you must share it with a friend, go for it -- but make sure to choose the right one.
Cancer Jun. 22 - Jul. 22
You love entertaining at home almost more than anything else. You're a natural caregiver, and when you've got everyone you love under one roof, eating whatever you've whipped up (with plenty of TLC), it's as close to heaven as it gets on this world. Now is the time to treat yourself and your people to just such an event. Gather everyone together for an impromptu shindig at your place.
Leo Jul. 23 - Aug. 23
You've never minded working overtime -- much. You do whatever it takes to get things done right, but when it's time for fun, it's time for fun. In fact, for a while, you've been thinking about taking time off. You may have come close to marching up to your boss and telling them (not asking) that you're wandering off, at least for a week or so. Now is the time -- but you do need to temper your words if you'd like to return to work eventually.
Virgo Aug. 20 - Sep. 22
To you, there's nothing quite as dangerous as boredom. It can cause even the most rational person (that's you) to behave in some crazy ways. Instead of letting that happen, try to find a new way to amuse that big brain of yours. If you can't, you may end up getting so riled up that one missing paper could inspire an all-out, unforgettable tantrum right in the middle of work. Try ducking out to fly a kite or see a movie instead.
Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 23
Anyone who tries to zip through an encounter with you using superficial chatter had better be ready for a lesson, because it just can't work. You're often a fan of pleasant small talk, because you love getting along smoothly with everyone. Today's mood, though, isn't exactly conducive to whimsical chitchat. You don't want to argue with anyone, but you probably do so rather than talk about absolutely nothing. You want depth!
Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov 21
Today may be tough for you, but if anyone is up for a bit of a challenge, it's you. The good news: Once you've done your duty and start to head home, you find a sweet surprise waiting for you, thanks to your partner or housemate. Their instincts are just as sharp as yours, and they know what you need. Things are definitely looking up for tomorrow, too, so hang in there.
Sagitarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
You're not afraid of hard work, but you've been doing far more than your fair share lately, and you seriously need some time off. Let yourself go! You can be extravagant when it comes to down time -- or anything else that perks you up. All your self-discipline is good for your soul, but not all that great for your love life. Walk away from it all and get out there.
Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
There's only one thing you can do to get out of this rut: take action. Let that wild urge for activity lead you somewhere new and pleasant. Have everyone over for some big-time fun. You've earned the right to goof off so have they -- and besides, you need their opinion on those big changes you're thinking about making. While they're all in the house, pass out a sign-up sheet for the painting or moving party.
Acuarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
You've decided that something just isn't working for you. It's not really in your nature to accept the unacceptable, and you're famous for having little patience with those who do. You need to make some changes, and move quickly on them -- maybe so quickly that your people wonder who you are and what you've done with the person they thought they knew. Resist the urge to guide them through it -- things get better soon.
Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
You've just broken out of a dark place. It certainly wasn't easy, but now that you're back out in the sunshine, you don't take kindly to anyone who tries to drag you back. That's especially true for anyone who tries to make you feeling guilty over something you didn't do. Talk to them and straighten it all out as soon as you can. You may be able to compromise with them, or at least cease hostilities.